What do you think? Funny?
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy all her urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re b/s`n me!”
The social worker says, “Yeah, well… you started it.”
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10 STILL LAUGHING. xxx
xxx.
Laughter is the best medicine.
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